Showing posts with label Measured Moments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Measured Moments. Show all posts

Sunday, 7 April 2013

Whole lotta love handles


Whilst your significant others and some chubby chasers may claim that love handles were made for hanging onto, the facts are they are pesky.  They make it hard for noice jeans to slide up past your thighs and skirts can make you look lumpy.  Of course you need some for belly dancing and other such bump&grind dance steps and a bit of voluptiousness is very desirable.   I mean I'm not an advocate for jutting hip bones or sharp little elbows and halitosis ( a symptom of starvation) but here it is, its about balance I suppose.  So, who are your bodacious body role models?

I will always love Marilyn Monroe, who would be considered plus size today, aint that stoopid!   I lerve Anna Paquin's bod and ummmm, who else?  oh yeah, Mel B is got a great bod, Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn ( a la snake charmer), Betty Page (va va voom),

Strong is the new black.  Fit not fat and never skinny.  What's wrong with good old trim, taught and terrific.
A fine example of Aussie alliteration.

So...........................

BINGO WINGS

Well it's been fun but I'm saying 'so long bingo babies'  It's time you left the nest and went out and made me some money - time to pay the rent!



http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bingo_wings#Bingo_wings