Aaah, the place where I jot down my whinging weightloss results, goals et al.
the PLACE where I can put up my impossible role models, fitness fanatics, supernatural beings, objects of fantasy and other such worthy goals. Note NO UBER SKINNY TYPES HEAR OK?
FIT NOT FAT OR SKINNY, OK?
Kick Boxing and Screaming Mimmi all the way!
As unnatural as it is for a couch potato ice-cream slurper such as mwah to do any kind of forward planning, it has come to my attention that one should have a game plan, even for the whinging weightloss types. I CAN still not go quietly, and will continue to kick and scream my way to the goal posts!
So here are THE measurements; drum roll and pasties ready...............
bah dah de boom tish boom tish!
Love Handles - 40cm
Thunder Thighs - 26 cm
Bazookas - 44 cm
Bingo Wings - 30 cm
Fatty Apron - 45 cm
hang on........bingo and thunder are nearly the same, that can't be right????
where's the measuring tape, where's my glasses, where's my brain etc.......
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