Sunday, 24 March 2013

hello and welcome

Kicking and Screaming all the way to healthy and fit!

It's not natural to move, eat noice food or feel fabulous about yourself when you are a chocolate drooling, ice cream slurping, couch potato chip machine!!!!!!!!!!

But.............drum roll/belly roll/ jelly roll

some things that might change your mind;


  • medical
  • tired
  • middle age spread
  • isolation
  • daggy clothes
  • no bikinis EVER
  • bowel problems
  • digestive issues
  • reflux
  •  IBS
  • sore feet
  • knee problems
  • back problems
  • sick of feeling BLAH
  • No sex, or not much anyway unless your a fat admirer.
and the list goes on.............................for me anyway


High cholestrol, familial diabetes, BROWN FAT! eeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww, FATTY APRON! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

fat fanny (oh no, did she say that!) YES & the dreaded chafed thighs in summer! Throw away those bike pants that you wear under skirts and dresses, throw away that baby powder for your stinging thighs.

ENOUGH!

I'm coming out of the fat closet!        I'm making a public stand!   I'm doing my own Jerry Springer show on myself!

hope you can join me

x

the harbinger of whinger





1 comment:

Give me your best shot!