Tuesday, 2 April 2013

Dust Bunnies



Ok, the Dust Bunnies are fluffy, but they are not cute,  like easter bunnies or family pets, they are quite virile little ferals that cover your exercise machines like blue green algae down in the Murray River.

They are bad for your health!

If inhaled they can cause serious sneezing, eye watering and nasal congestion when using exercise gadgets after long periods of inactivity. Although unused and rusting exercise equipment and other such props are MAGNETS for these bunnies, they are contagious!  I have found them hiding under my bed, in between the computer keyboard, on the bed head (cough, wheeze).

Solutions?

Obviously they hate to be disturbed from the natural habitat so the best way to stop the rapid multiplication of these critters is to make it uninhabitable for them.   So use it or lose it!

I did have fun on my exercise machines and I love fitness gadgets and I'm keeping a few and always on the lookout for more (did I say online shopping?).  But the others...........sadly but with a new years resolution echoing faintly in the distance, I sold them online, gave some away and cleaned up those dust bunnies and their stinky little lairs.

I did buy a new gadget though, HULA HOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!

My sister is waiting patiently for it in case the dust bunnies come back.  She can wait.  I LOVE my new thing!

Photographic evidence of Dust Bunnies welcome here.

1 comment:

Give me your best shot!