Whole lotta love handles

Whilst your significant others and some chubby chasers may claim that love handles were made for hanging onto, the facts are they are pesky.  They make it hard for noice jeans to slide up past your thighs and skirts can make you look lumpy.  Of course you need some for belly dancing and other such bump&grind dance steps and a bit of voluptiousness is very desirable.   I mean I'm not an advocate for jutting hip bones or sharp little elbows and halitosis ( a symptom of starvation) but here it is, its about balance I suppose.  So, who are your bodacious body role models?

I will always love Marilyn Monroe, who would be considered plus size today, aint that stoopid!   I lerve Anna Paquin's bod and ummmm, who else?  oh yeah, Mel B is got a great bod, Salma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn ( a la snake charmer), Betty Page (va va voom),

Strong is the new black.  Fit not fat and never skinny.  What's wrong with good old trim, taught and terrific.
A fine example of Aussie alliteration.

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Lollypop gals and stick insects are so passe (wake up posh).


I mean I just heard the other day that models are eating tissues???????????  What the fuck is that about?

That is an abomination and the fashionastynazis ARE to blame!!!!!!!!!!


 Isn't it obvious we have been conned again by social constructs? Conned by fat white men in poncy clothes.   Doesn't the fashion scene especially 'THE RUNWAY' scene remind you of something? pre revolution France perhaps?

The fashionmilanhautecouturedebaucheryredcarpetanorexicscaryhalitosisdrinkingyourownurinedetoxdisease is just another glaring example of sheer shite!

The decline of Western Civilization is well and truly upon us, gawd.