Superfoods?

Dear vegetable Kale. I have given you a good bash. 1. Steamed with lemon juice and pepper (errrrgghk), stir fried with soy and ginger (vomit), steamed and then placed on pizza with garlic and cheese (tolerable, but not really tasty). You are tough, rubbery, stringy and bitter. Apparently you have super powers, but I'm sorry, the affair is over.